oomshi:

hello waiter can i get a milkshake, hold the boys

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

svvitzerland:

when u find cheap clothes that make u look expensiveimage

The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon.
The stories fairytales don’t tell (via caliginosity-)

jesussbabymomma:

PEOPLE THAT CAN BE ON TUMBLR “ALL DAY” AND STILL HAVE ALL A’S ARE THE REASON MY SELF-ESTEEM DOES A BACKFLIP INTO A DOWNWARD SPIRAL