toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

OH MY FREAKING GOSH GUYS STOP

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ourloveissemperfii:

This was too cute not to share!

I’m melting

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ourloveissemperfii:

This was too cute not to share!

I’m melting

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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luaren:


every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

edieparkersmoking:

Submarine (2010)

edieparkersmoking:

Submarine (2010)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

sadstagram:

looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me